Shelbz

I'm Shelbi.




Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable, via captain-frank-frenchman)





pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

(via unapologetically--me)



cognitivedissonance:

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

Your cute cat of the day

cognitivedissonance:

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

Your cute cat of the day

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)




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goonandcatchyourdreams:

AAAAAHHHH

(Source: sp0oky-box-forts, via i-amm-groot)



  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

bustysaintclair:

meowdypurrtner:

its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit

because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say

literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies 

(via beccastaysposi)





l-amour-est-le-miel:

Ohhhh….that looks perfect spicyrunnergirl!

l-amour-est-le-miel:

Ohhhh….that looks perfect spicyrunnergirl!

(Source: littleflower96, via vahata)



blackumi:

What in f**ks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in f**ks name is this flying water

(via catsncats)




hermione + text posts

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